Apparently people who have a problem with someone don’t even have to sully their hands by lighting their own bag of dog crap on fire anymore… Send A Dead Fish lets you do just that. I pity the poor delivery people more and more every day.

On a completely unrelated note: Ross (Al’s brother) is a comedy genius. I won’t say that the stuff on his mp3.com site is his best work, but it is pretty good. Check it out here. Mp3.com asks you for an email address before it lets you download stuff, but you all have a fake email address that you use in situations like that, right? (Poor John@hotmail.com…Not that that’s my fake email address)

Have you ever taken a quote out of context and used it mercilessly? I have. I no longer refer to people as “jerks,” I call them “jerkstores” instead. In fact, my brothers do it too. I’m not sure which one of us started it - I know I’ve also been using jerkstore as a replacement curse for some time now, but I suspect that Davey Jones was the one responsible for the current usage coming into popularity. Why do you care? You probably don’t, but I wanted to use a krunk link.

Oh. Some people have asked me why I do this website. My response is because I enjoy writing crap like this, and enjoy reading it later on. I just read through the archives a week ago or so, and I was right, that Savardian Spin-O-Rama thing had me laughing all over again. As long as I amuse myself I guess.

Simpson’s quote double shot -
Homer: “Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

Mr Burns: “Who’s that idiot, drinking water as if it were free?”