I visit the Canada.com site for Saskatoon daily to get local news, and today I saw an ad that I found totally hilarious. Between two Canadian Tire logos, there’s a line of text that says (and I quote) “Order flowers for Valentine’s Day at canadiantire.ca.*” Why? Why? Why? Only in Canada would you see a website hocking flowers and a MIG welder on the same page.
Note to Erin - you’re not getting canadiantire.ca flowers for valentines day.
Note to all the arrogant bastards out there: You will be charged by the phone company. Gee, I wonder if someone will end up losing their job over that (”Honestly sir, I didn’t mean to type in ‘arrogant bastard,’ I meant to type ‘Error: plant baster’”)
You all know that I have a Jackie Chan DVD collection that’s constantly growing. Well, Davey Jones sent me a link to a Jackie Chan video that I had to share. It’s from the movie “City Hunter” which I do not have as of yet, and it’s completely hilarious. If you’ve ever played any of the Street Fighter games, you’ll appreciate the scene, even if you’re not a big Jackie Chan fan (in which case, you’re not welcome here. Get out. Just kidding.) The video can be found here. It’s a WMV (so you’ll need Windows Media Player to view it) and it’s about 9 Megs, so if you’re on dialup, you’ve been warned.
Simpson’s quote of the day:
Homer: “Uh, I’d like some flowers.”
Florist: “What kind of flowers?”
Homer: “Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead.”