Greg’s weblog

Here are some links that I’ve been saving up. First of all – Apparently Animal Control in Denver is fighting a Smurf Infestation. I’ll admit that I didn’t read the whole article. The picture was just too good to pass up.

Secondly, I finally found a mission statement for this website. My goal is to harness synergistic users to synthesize visionary paradigms. I thought it was fun anyways.

A generic link to I Hate Computers, which is occasionally hilarious. Haven’t read everything there yet either though.

Simpsons quote of the day: “We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere. Like that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones.” – Grandpa Simpson

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