Jean Chretien has a pretty distinctive way of talking. I think it’s the combination of being a French-Canadian, and the partial paralysis that his face has, but it definitely makes for a distinctive vocal style.

I found the Chr?tienizer online, and quite enjoyed it. It does a pretty good job on most sites. Check out your favorite, or just follow this link to see what this site would be like if it were “Jean’s Weblog” instead. (Note, that’s a different URL than you’d normally see, because the script they use strips out my stylesheets, leaving the page quite white.) Enjoy.

Simpson’s quote of the day: “Look at that comic book fellow, calmly eating candy like a Spaniard! [Hands Homer a briefcase] Time for monkey to shine.” - Mr. Burns