Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was a pretty decent movie, when compared to Return of the Killer Tomatoes - that’s not to say that it was a great movie, but for it’s genre, I thought it did a good job. Return went over the top by a large margin however, and I didn’t think it was worth watching.

Why am I telling you this? Because this past weekend, I noticed Killer Tomatoes Eat France in the TV listings. I’d never heard of it (and after watching about five minutes of it, I saw why…) As an example, Marc Price - who you might remember as “Skippy” from Family Ties - plays “Michael J. Fox” - pretty dumb.

Anyway, in case you were worried that there were only three killer tomatoes movies, apparenlty Killer Tomatoes Strike Back came out between Return and the France one. I have no plans of watching any of those four movies ever again, just so we’re clear on the subject.

Simpson’s quote of the day: “Hey! Luigi bring-a you kids-a free pizza! Why do you hafta make-a the fun, huh?” - Luigi