Wednesday, August 6,2003
You’re an eight.

When the bus home got to the downtown terminal yesterday, all the people waiting for it got on, as per usual. At this point, the driver walked directly to the back of the bus, looked a guy straight in the eye, and said “You’re not going to urinate on my bus, or expose yourself to anyone today, right?” Apparently he got an affirmative response, which he followed up with “Just remember.”

There’s gotta be a story behind it. Dunno that I want to know what it is. The funny thing is that the bus gets a new driver at that point, so the guy who gave the warning then promptly got off the bus.

Simpson’s quote of the day: “You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.” - Marge