Avast
Yarrr.
Do any of ye scurvy dogs recall when I told ye that today be Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Well, shiver me timbers, I’ll have ye swabbin’ the deck, and walkin’ the plank if ye forgot.
Simpson’s quote of the day: “Yarr, it’s not his fault he’s a sissy. Someone’s been coddling him.” – Captain McAllister