We managed to get a Christmas tree up and decorated last night. Then it fell down

Nobody was hurt, and the only ornaments that broke were of the crappy $2/dozen variety, but the tree seemed determined to fall over. Honestly I don’t know how it happened, and I don’t really want to analyze it any further. There was nobody near it, and nobody touched it, it just fell over.

So, now it’s tied to the wall.

Simpson’s quote of the day: “Now the man that puts the ‘you’ in impr-you-vment!” - Troy McClure