Wednesday, March 31,2004
Happy Birthday

It’s someone’s birthday today, and even though I shouldn’t draw attention to it, I can’t help it. I won’t mention her name, but I will say that she lives in the same house as me. In fact, she has the same number of children as me. It’s even the same child. If people were to wish her a happy birthday, I’m sure she wouldn’t be too upset, but don’t ask her how old she is - that’s impolite. Especially on a milestone birthday like this one.

Simpson’s quote of the day: “Marge, with todays gasoline prices, how can you afford not to buy a pony?!” - Homer

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