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Happy Birthday

It’s someone’s birthday today, and even though I shouldn’t draw attention to it, I can’t help it. I won’t mention her name, but I will say that she lives in the same house as me. In fact, she has the same number of children as me. It’s even the same child. If people were to wish her a happy birthday, I’m sure she wouldn’t be too upset, but don’t ask her how old she is – that’s impolite. Especially on a milestone birthday like this one.

Simpson’s quote of the day: “Marge, with todays gasoline prices, how can you afford not to buy a pony?!” – Homer

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4 Responses to “Happy Birthday”

  1. Bryan Says:
    March 31st, 2004 at 12:55 pm

    Wow milestone eh? I woulda never thought that she was 50.

  2. Dave Says:
    March 31st, 2004 at 2:10 pm

    Bryan you jerk, she’s not fifty.. it’s a milestone birthday because she hit the speedlimit. 55

  3. Dr. John Says:
    March 31st, 2004 at 4:58 pm

    Really? I think you guys are out to lunch. I believe that the milestone would be, um.. her age must equal the # of cups the canadians have won.. how many is that greg? Happy B’day Erin

  4. Robert Says:
    April 1st, 2004 at 7:36 am

    Greg,
    I had forgotten you had married an older woman. Congratulations Erin.