It’s someone’s birthday today, and even though I shouldn’t draw attention to it, I can’t help it. I won’t mention her name, but I will say that she lives in the same house as me. In fact, she has the same number of children as me. It’s even the same child. If people were to wish her a happy birthday, I’m sure she wouldn’t be too upset, but don’t ask her how old she is - that’s impolite. Especially on a milestone birthday like this one.
Simpson’s quote of the day: “Marge, with todays gasoline prices, how can you afford not to buy a pony?!” - Homer
posted at 12:20 pm By Greg
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Wow milestone eh? I woulda never thought that she was 50.
Comment by Bryan — Wednesday, March 31,2004 @ 12:55 pm
Bryan you jerk, she’s not fifty.. it’s a milestone birthday because she hit the speedlimit. 55
Comment by Dave — Wednesday, March 31,2004 @ 2:10 pm
Really? I think you guys are out to lunch. I believe that the milestone would be, um.. her age must equal the # of cups the canadians have won.. how many is that greg? Happy B’day Erin
Comment by Dr. John — Wednesday, March 31,2004 @ 4:58 pm
Greg,
I had forgotten you had married an older woman. Congratulations Erin.
Comment by Robert — Thursday, April 1,2004 @ 7:36 am