Jeopardy had more viewers than Oprah for the latest ratings period. Jeopardy pulled in a 9.6 rating, while Oprah only managed a 6.1 (and Entertainment Tonight weighs in at a 4.4)

I don’t really know what that means, but I thought it was interesting anyway.

Simpsons quote of the day: “Could you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren’t home and I’m not allowed to use the stove.” - Ralph