That title is to conjure up a mental image of William running around his picnic table wearing a cape, yelling “Super William to the rescue!” which is an event that apparently transpired this morning.

This website is going to be fairly boring over the next while, as I don’t have time for much in the evenings anymore. I’ll try to make it up to you by posting links or something.

Guys, tell me you don’t want to shave after reading this article. That’s a well written piece in my opinion.

Speaking of well written things, I was reading a popular website the other day, and the author published some Amazon links to some books that he was recommending. He was careful to mention that the links weren’t referral links, and he wouldn’t get rich from you clicking on them. I know he wrote that because there are militant people out there who would have sent insane emails complaining about how he was abusing his position to make himself a quadrillionaire. That’s just stupid. The whole point of Amazon referral links is to compensate exactly that type of behaviour. Would I have heard of those books if this person hadn’t posted the links to them? Not likely. I mean, you’re kidding yourself if you think that Oprah doesn’t get anything out of the publishers of her “book club” books. And she already makes more money than John Avery.

Simpson’s quote of the day: “Since you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I will close the register at this point.” - Comic Book Guy