The weekend was busy. Erin volunteered at a La Leche League fundraiser dinner, which took up most of her weekend, so William and I spent most of the weekend hanging out at home. We went to the dinner though, and had a brief visit with Jason and Amy. I was feeling a little distracted though, so I don’t think I was much of a conversationalist. I think everyone had a good time, and they raised a bunch of money.
Sunday, Erin went back to help with the cleanup, and again William and I hung out. I made him scrambled eggs for lunch — he requested them — and he wanted me to put food colouring in them to make them “Red eggs and ham.” We didn’t have any red food colouring though, so he had to settle for yellow eggs with no ham. (Yes, I did put in yellow food colouring, and it made them pretty yellow.) His request went like this: “Daddy, can you make me red eggs and ham, because you’re nice, and mommy’s too lazy.” I’m not sure where he got lazy from, because there was a jumble of comments about how she put in too many drops of food colouring and things were too green. It was such an odd sentence though.
Erin mentioned the fact that William and I watched Star Wars, and he literally asked more questions than there was dialogue in the entire film. Everything from “why are they vacuuming up that robot” to “Why does Darth Vader carry his laser bee on his belt?” (I think a laser bee is his word for light sabre, but I can’t be sure because he asked a lot of questions about laser bees, and why they weren’t using them at various points of the movie.) He sure was curious about the movie though - he hasn’t asked me that many questions over such a short span in a very long time.
Simpson’s quote of the day: “Mmm, hey! With my Info Cram 6000, you can absorb books instantly by attaching this electrode to the brain pan…[does so] and this ons to the [in pain] loooooiins! [electricity starts flowing through him] Gloyven, Tolstoj, searing, brains, glayven!” - Professor Frink- 2 comments